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WEPTILE WIDDLES Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn! Where do you buy frogs eggs? At the spawn shop! What's a toads favorite sweet? Lollihops! What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent! How did the toad die? He simply croaked! Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom! What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in! What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles! What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole? A lost frog! What's green and tough? A toad with a machine gun! Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affections! What do you call a 100 year old frog? An old croak! What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog! What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest! What happens if you eat a hot frog? You'll croak in no time! What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new! What do get if you cross a frog with a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy! Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area! Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow! Whats brown on the outside, green on the inside and comes with cheese and sauce? A hot frog! What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on! What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad! Whats the world weakest animal? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him! What kind of pole is short and floppy? A tadpole! What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily! What do Scottish toads play? Hop-scotch! What do toads drink? Croaka-cola! When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad! Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft! What do frogs drink? Hot croako! In which science fiction film was the Earth attacked by toads? Warts of the Worlds What kind of shoes to frogs like? Open toad sandals! Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank! What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights! Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him! Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy! Why is a frog luckier than a cat? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times! What's a toad's favorite ballet? Swamp Lake! Whats green and can jump a mile a minute? A frog with hiccups! Why did the lizard go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales! What is a frogs favorite game? It's croak-et! What do Politicians and toads have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth! What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz! How do you give a chameleon a nervous breakdown? Put him on a tartan rug! How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations! How do frogs die? They kermit suidide! What's a frogs favorite flower? A croakus! What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel! What do you call a rich frog? A golf blooded reptile! RETURN TO THE WORLDS WORST REPTILE WEBSITE IF YOU ARE CRAZY ENOUGH I've had enough of this get me out of here © John Fowler and Rachel Barnes. All rights reserved. Reproduction or reuse of information or materials from this web site is strictly prohibited and against international law. (NOTE:- No permission is needed to link to this web page)

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